(Source: transparent--food)

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

freewilllhunting:

the real question is

if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

(Source: sweetfleet)

(Source: keybsurge)

Kidz Bop Kids | "Thrift Shop"

turpentineandlimes:

circumcisions:

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

wet wet wet wet wet wet wet wet

This physically hurts.

(Source: good-little-homestuck)

copequinn:

sleepingwithmiceandpiercingjack:

Alex Gaskarth everyone.

except for jack

copequinn:

sleepingwithmiceandpiercingjack:

Alex Gaskarth everyone.

except for jack

(Source: the-end-is-always-candy-castle)

(Source: sweetcurse)

"Time really allows you to dig deep into yourself and really put out the best you can be"

(Source: blamegerard)

shutupaubrey:

did u finish ur homework? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u do the dishes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u walk the dog? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

are u listening to me??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mothpope:

honestly i dont care if u guys know my full name and know what town i live in like if u wanna come find me just do it if u wanna hang out then thats cool if u wanna come murder me then thats even better

David: Hey Pete!
Pete Wentz: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Fall Out Boy magazine scans.

(Source: stumphie)